Camping Fails That Will Make You Never Want To Go Outside Again!

Too Fancy for the Forest

Most people go into the backcountry expecting protein bars and soggy trail mix, but this camper pulled out a setup that looks more like a brunch cafĂ© than a survivalist grind. Bacon and eggs sizzle in a skillet over a wood-fueled stove like someone’s grandma hiked out to do the cooking.

Even the placement of the utensils looks suspiciously intentional as if a food stylist had wandered into the wild. This might be solo camping, but the breakfast says first-class room service with a river view: no windburned granola or sad jerky in sight. If there were a prize for overachieving with a spoon and firewood, this would be the breakfast equivalent of a mic drop.

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